David Letterman's Top Ten Rejected Pope Names

Just for laughs, Late Show with David Letterman's Top Ten List of Rejected Pope Names as presented on the Wednesday, March 13 broadcast on CBS.

10. Kim Jong Pope

9. Pope Pius Galifianakis

8. Pope John MMMLXXXVII

7. Pope Sixteenth the Eleventh

6. Pope Milton Tingling

5. Pope W. Bush

4. Pope John Paul Van Damme

3. Pope Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

2. Sponge Pope Big Hat

1. Francis Ford Poppola